http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2009/06/ten-more-ways-to-provoke-a-geek-argument/


10. “Internet Explorer is much better than Firefox—why else would it be the most popular browser?”

AUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!! You people!! WHY WHY WHY do you continue to use that Microsoft SHIT!!!


9. “Jar-Jar Binks was so funny, I wish he’d been in the original trilogy, too!”

Shut up, buteo_flight. I know you just say that to tweak people.


8. “Homeopathy works, no matter what ’science’ has to say about it.”

*sigh*


7. “If open-source software was really that great, they’d charge for it.”

And if consumers had brains, capitalism might function as advertised.


6. “The best Star Trek film was number five, no question.”

No, actually, it was #1.


5. “Dreamworks kicks Pixar’s animated butt!”

Meh.

4. “Jim Henson was nothing more than a glorified puppeteer.”

I agree with the author, "Anyone who would actually say this ought to be strung up by his thumbnails, of course."

3. “Batman is so boring—he doesn’t even have any super powers!”

2. “Geeks are all like those guys in Revenge of the Nerds, right?”

1. “Who needs Gmail? I’ve got AOL!”

*SOB*